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A Bird of Prey Can Notta Fire When She’s Cloaked

December 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

I have no problem admitting i like nerdy/geeky things.  I like computers.  I play video games.  I watch BSG.  I read novels based on the universe created by… But recently things may have gotten a bit out of hand.

I guess it started when i decided to start reading graphic novels.  Watchmen, classic. But now i’ve moved on to The Walking Dead.  The story follows a group of people trying to survive the zombie apocalypse*.  Needless to say it is not smooth sailing.  At the end of volume 1, the (anti-?) hero’s 8 year old son shoots and kills his father’s former best friend, who had an affair with our hero’s wife while he was in a coma when the zombies came and now she is pregnant with the dead best friend’s child which the hero assumes is his.  Shit breaks down in small groups.

*I’ve often wondered how i would fare during the war against the zombies.

I am now reading the prequel novels to the Dune series that were co written by Frank Herbert’s son and Kevin J Anderson (the Star Wars novelist who isn’t as good as Tim Zahn).  Through sheer force of willpower i made it through the final three original novels (Paul becomes a giant god-emperor sand worm… give me a break).  I don’t know what made me decide to read the first prequel.  I am already mad at technology that appeared 15,000(!) years in the Dune future showing up in the prequels.  A scene blatantly rips off Star Trek 6*.  I can’t stand it.. And I’m ready for the next one.

*an invisible “no-ship” (does “no-ship” rhyme with cloaked?) positions itself under a ship,  fires on another in the hope of  starting an inter-galactic incidentI can almost hear Christopher Plummer quoting Shakespeare in Klingon.

Thanks to my friend Patrick, i now have a modded Xbox.  This means i can now stream media from my computer to my TV.  But most importantly, i can load up the Xbox with emulators and roms and play games for: Atari 2600, Atari 800xl, Amiga, Colecovision, Intellivision, NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, Sega Master System, Game Boy, Arcade, Sega CD, N64, Apple II.  Now it means i can either sell or store all of my old games systems with a clear consience.  Truth be told most of the games suck.  You mean i actually played these as a kid and enjoyed them*.  The worst part of this is i haven’t even transferred all of the emulators and roms to the Xbox but i still have filled up its hard drive.  Next step: Installing a larger hard drive in my Xbox.

*note to howell: pixie-games?

I’ve done a few other nerdy things like setting up a completely new filling system on my computers hard drive.  But i promise all of this is an aberration.  I’ll be back to my super cool, suave, emo self soon.  In the meantime i have a graphic novel to read.

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